My Penality for Aggressive Drivers

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Chuck, Aug 15, 2006.

  1. Chuck

    Chuck just the messenger

    All of us have been steamed by the driver swerving out of nowhere as if to say "get the **** outta my way!" :mad:

    Got a penality for these guys that think they are so macho.

    Let them try to ride past the bulls - on foot. :p

    An alternate penality would be getting trampled by a platoon of linebackers.
  2. AshenGrey

    AshenGrey Well-Known Member

    My penalty would be to speed up, pass them, and then slow down to 5 MPH below the speed limit while preventing the jerk from passing again.
  3. brick

    brick Answers to "that guy."

    I'm working on making them disappear with psychic energy. I figure if I concentrate hard enough on ignoring them, I'll generate a cosmic paradox field strong enough to phase anything in size up to an F-350 completely out of existence.

    And for my next trick, I will have them make a satisfying "fffWHOP!" noise as it happens.
  4. Chuck

    Chuck just the messenger

    My Line of Thinking

    Alcholics Anynomous they say, will let members drink until they are SICK of it.

    Since a lot of these drivers are out to prove their manhood, agression, etc., lets put take it to a level they can't handle - i.e. the bulls or linebackers trompeling them. When it's their butt kicked around, this will probably prompt a change.

    This would be my fantasy mandatory Defensive Driving course. :p
  5. Hot Georgia

    Hot Georgia Well-Known Member

    I've been trying to think of a way to make an invisible magnetic tow cable so I can catch some of their energy as they whizz by:cool:
  6. philmcneal

    philmcneal Has it been 10 years? Wow

    if you smile and he gets angry, you win!
  7. wmschmitz

    wmschmitz New Member


    In years past, I used to blow kisses at idiotic tempered drivers. If they're freaking out before, that nearly gives them a stroke!!!

    This is my first post here, though I've been reading for several months. I bought my Civic Hybrid new in May and already have 10K on it at 51.3 mpg lifetime and rising!

    Happy sipping,
    W. Marc Schmitz
  8. Hot Georgia

    Hot Georgia Well-Known Member

    wmschmitz please let me be the first to welcome you to this great community! Glad you came out of the shadows and to have another fellow optimist!

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