All of us have been steamed by the driver swerving out of nowhere as if to say "get the **** outta my way!" Got a penality for these guys that think they are so macho. Let them try to ride past the bulls - on foot. An alternate penality would be getting trampled by a platoon of linebackers.
My penalty would be to speed up, pass them, and then slow down to 5 MPH below the speed limit while preventing the jerk from passing again.
I'm working on making them disappear with psychic energy. I figure if I concentrate hard enough on ignoring them, I'll generate a cosmic paradox field strong enough to phase anything in size up to an F-350 completely out of existence. And for my next trick, I will have them make a satisfying "fffWHOP!" noise as it happens.
My Line of Thinking Alcholics Anynomous they say, will let members drink until they are SICK of it. Since a lot of these drivers are out to prove their manhood, agression, etc., lets put take it to a level they can't handle - i.e. the bulls or linebackers trompeling them. When it's their butt kicked around, this will probably prompt a change. This would be my fantasy mandatory Defensive Driving course.
I've been trying to think of a way to make an invisible magnetic tow cable so I can catch some of their energy as they whizz by
Greetings; In years past, I used to blow kisses at idiotic tempered drivers. If they're freaking out before, that nearly gives them a stroke!!! This is my first post here, though I've been reading for several months. I bought my Civic Hybrid new in May and already have 10K on it at 51.3 mpg lifetime and rising! Happy sipping, W. Marc Schmitz 06HCH2
wmschmitz please let me be the first to welcome you to this great community! Glad you came out of the shadows and to have another fellow optimist! -Steve
