Dealer Tech Joy Ride in my R caught by Car-Net

Many of us have heard of "horror stories" of dealer techs, sales associates, etc. going for a romp in their "top of the line" performance cars. I'll now have to add my name to the list, thanks to VW's telematic system, Car-Net, doing its job. I've had my 2016 Tornado Red Golf R for a month and a half now. I was finally getting my aFCD display close to 30 mpg in mixed city/highway thanks to a stretch of road-trip kept mostly at the speed limit from CA to AZ. Yesterday, I took my car to the selling dealer in Avondale, AZ to address concerns with right front tire wear on the shoulder (alignment), MIB-II head unit software bugs (too many to name off here), and to have some of the dealer-installed tint replaced due to bubbles or lines ("lifetime warranty")...