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Jerk of the Day - March 31, 2008
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03-31-2008, 05:18 PM
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Re: Jerk of the Day - March 31, 2008
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Originally Posted by JusBringIt
" O LOOK AT ME!! I CAN GET LOWER MILEAGE THAN ANYONE AROUND!! DO I GET INTO THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS?!?!! YAY FOR ENVIRONMENTAL DESTRUCTION AND OIL POWER!!"
....Mr. low mileage man
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There's one about "Mr. Enormous SUV Driver". I think Hummer's and Excursions fall into that category. 
That reminds me of the Excursion I once saw doing 55...in the left lane. I mean, it's great to improve your fuel economy, but come on...that's what, 10 to 11? Might I suggest...a smaller car?  |
03-31-2008, 05:21 PM
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Re: Jerk of the Day - March 31, 2008
Yes, i saw the "mr enormous suv driver". I also like the one you did with hypermiling, verry fnny. I just thought this guy earned a category himself by advertising his shortcomings.
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03-31-2008, 05:24 PM
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Re: Jerk of the Day - March 31, 2008
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Originally Posted by JusBringIt
" O LOOK AT ME!! I CAN GET LOWER MILEAGE THAN ANYONE AROUND!! DO I GET INTO THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS?!?!! YAY FOR ENVIRONMENTAL DESTRUCTION AND OIL POWER!!"
....Mr. low mileage man
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Sorry - the CXT is even worse, but let's not inspire him to do so.
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03-31-2008, 05:29 PM
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Re: Jerk of the Day - March 31, 2008
I hope if he ever so happens to venture here...well...(maybe when oil goes up to $16./gal) he gest the sarcasm, lemme make sure it's in there real good
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03-31-2008, 05:36 PM
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Re: Jerk of the Day - March 31, 2008
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Originally Posted by JusBringIt
" O LOOK AT ME!! I CAN GET LOWER MILEAGE THAN ANYONE AROUND!! DO I GET INTO THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS?!?!! YAY FOR ENVIRONMENTAL DESTRUCTION AND OIL POWER!!"
....Mr. low mileage man
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Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius
Real Men of Genius...
Today we salute you, Mr. Really Low Mileage Guy.
Mr Really Low Mileage Guy...
Jacked-up suspension? Check. Chrome plating? Check. 26-cylinder engine? Check. Loan application for fuel? Check.
Let's check it all out...
You advertise your extremely bad mileage in every way you can. And you don't give ten tons of truck what anybody else thinks.
That's right, motherf*cker...
Nevermind that you never actually take your dreadnought off the road. You're a proud patriotic American.
Land of the Free...
So truck on home, Mr. Really Low Mileage Guy and crack open a Bud Light. While you're at it, crack open a gas can to get home. In fact, feel free to crack open ten gas cans.
Proud OPEC Buyer Everyday...
Bud Light beer, Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.
Last edited by lamebums : 03-31-2008 at 05:42 PM.
Reason: Fixed wording.
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03-31-2008, 05:41 PM
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Re: Jerk of the Day - March 31, 2008
ROFL.  THAT Is none short of fabulous!!! That's gold right there!!
"loan application for fuel" (I'm slapping my knee at this one )
kudos man!! kudos!!!
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03-31-2008, 06:08 PM
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PZEV, there's nothing like it :)
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Re: Jerk of the Day - March 31, 2008
Hi Lamebums:
___Do I see an American Idol appearance singing that song in your future
___Good Luck
___Wayne
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03-31-2008, 06:12 PM
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Re: Jerk of the Day - March 31, 2008
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Originally Posted by lamebums
That reminds me of the Excursion I once saw doing 55...in the left lane. I mean, it's great to improve your fuel economy, but come on...that's what, 10 to 11? Might I suggest...a smaller car? |
Might I also suggest the using the right-lane for the Excursion driver |
03-31-2008, 06:15 PM
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Re: Jerk of the Day - March 31, 2008
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Do I see an American Idol appearance singing that song in your future |
I'd have to win on lyrics alone.
When I'm singing, I'm either singing or I'm scratching on a chalkboard with hundreds of finger nails.  |
03-31-2008, 06:47 PM
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Re: Jerk of the Day - March 31, 2008
I hope that Hummer was one more flamed on http://www.fuh2.com |
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