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Jerk of The Day

http://www.cleanmpg.com/photos/data/593/JOTD_03-31-08_11MPG_h2.jpg
...because every jerk thinks they are....Special!


Sighted by: atlaw4u
Vehicle: H2 Hummer
Place: Alaska
Date: Sometime in the early 21st century

To celebrate this Jerk of the Day, it seemed only appropriate to use the bright yellow seen on many H2s. The picture says it all: broadcasting his miserable 11mpg with a skull-and-crossbones hitch to boot. Real thugs like al-Qaeda don't mind the additional oil consumption.

Have stories of your own? Send them and your pictures and they will be the next Jerk of the Day!

talk about support for mid east and downward spiral of the AE

that poor insight, sitting next to two of the ugliest vehicles on the planet. i always thought that aztec looked like it had been hit in the back end......

i always thought that aztec looked like it had been hit in the back end......

...and the front end, with an ugly stick.

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Originally Posted by laurieaw View Post
i always thought that aztec looked like it had been hit in the back end......
...and the front end, with an ugly stick.

no, that's not right...dont insult the ugly stick .i think the ugly stick got hit by the aztec. :D

I think you're right! With its high curbweight and poor emergency handling, it coudln't possibly avoid hitting the poor ugly stick. :eek:

Perhaps the Hummer driver was bragging his hypermiling skills -- 11 mpg must be 20-30 percent above EPA...

The poor owner of that Hummer has voluntarily branded themselves with the scarlet letter. Show some respect for a humble soul!

:rolleyes:

The poor owner of that Hummer has voluntarily branded themselves with the scarlet letter. Show some respect for a humble soul!

:rolleyes:Maybe we should have put a disclaimer on today's JOTD:

"No animals were harmed while taking this picture, but one Hummer driver should have felt like a complete idiot, except he was too self-absorbed"

" O LOOK AT ME!! I CAN GET LOWER MILEAGE THAN ANYONE AROUND!! DO I GET INTO THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS?!?!! YAY FOR ENVIRONMENTAL DESTRUCTION AND OIL POWER!!"

....Mr. low mileage man
Real men of genius :rolleyes:

" O LOOK AT ME!! I CAN GET LOWER MILEAGE THAN ANYONE AROUND!! DO I GET INTO THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS?!?!! YAY FOR ENVIRONMENTAL DESTRUCTION AND OIL POWER!!"

....Mr. low mileage man
Real men of genius

There's one about "Mr. Enormous SUV Driver". I think Hummer's and Excursions fall into that category. :p

That reminds me of the Excursion I once saw doing 55...in the left lane. I mean, it's great to improve your fuel economy, but come on...that's what, 10 to 11? Might I suggest...a smaller car? :(

Yes, i saw the "mr enormous suv driver". I also like the one you did with hypermiling, verry fnny. I just thought this guy earned a category himself by advertising his shortcomings.

" O LOOK AT ME!! I CAN GET LOWER MILEAGE THAN ANYONE AROUND!! DO I GET INTO THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS?!?!! YAY FOR ENVIRONMENTAL DESTRUCTION AND OIL POWER!!"

....Mr. low mileage man
Real men of geniusSorry - the CXT is even worse, but let's not inspire him to do so.

I hope if he ever so happens to venture here...well...(maybe when oil goes up to $16./gal) he gest the sarcasm, lemme make sure it's in there real good

" O LOOK AT ME!! I CAN GET LOWER MILEAGE THAN ANYONE AROUND!! DO I GET INTO THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS?!?!! YAY FOR ENVIRONMENTAL DESTRUCTION AND OIL POWER!!"

....Mr. low mileage man
Real men of genius

Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius
Real Men of Genius...

Today we salute you, Mr. Really Low Mileage Guy.
Mr Really Low Mileage Guy...

Jacked-up suspension? Check. Chrome plating? Check. 26-cylinder engine? Check. Loan application for fuel? Check.
Let's check it all out...

You advertise your extremely bad mileage in every way you can. And you don't give ten tons of truck what anybody else thinks.
That's right, motherf*cker...

Nevermind that you never actually take your dreadnought off the road. You're a proud patriotic American.
Land of the Free...

So truck on home, Mr. Really Low Mileage Guy and crack open a Bud Light. While you're at it, crack open a gas can to get home. In fact, feel free to crack open ten gas cans.
Proud OPEC Buyer Everyday...

Bud Light beer, Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

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ROFL. :D THAT Is none short of fabulous!!! That's gold right there!!

"loan application for fuel" (I'm slapping my knee at this one :D)


kudos man!! kudos!!!

Hi Lamebums:

___Do I see an American Idol appearance singing that song in your future :D

___Good Luck

___Wayne

That reminds me of the Excursion I once saw doing 55...in the left lane. I mean, it's great to improve your fuel economy, but come on...that's what, 10 to 11? Might I suggest...a smaller car? :(

Might I also suggest the using the right-lane for the Excursion driver

Do I see an American Idol appearance singing that song in your future :D

I'd have to win on lyrics alone.

When I'm singing, I'm either singing or I'm scratching on a chalkboard with hundreds of finger nails. :o

I hope that Hummer was one more flamed on http://www.fuh2.com

Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius
Real Men of Genius...

Today we salute you, Mr. Really Low Mileage Guy.
Mr Really Low Mileage Guy...

Jacked-up suspension? Check. Chrome plating? Check. 26-cylinder engine? Check. Loan application for fuel? Check.
Let's check it all out...

You advertise your extremely bad mileage in every way you can. And you don't give ten tons of truck what anybody else thinks.
That's right, motherf*cker...

Nevermind that you never actually take your dreadnought off the road. You're a proud patriotic American.
Land of the Free...

So truck on home, Mr. Really Low Mileage Guy and crack open a Bud Light. While you're at it, crack open a gas can to get home. In fact, feel free to crack open ten gas cans.
Proud OPEC Buyer Everyday...

Bud Light beer, Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

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That was :cool::cool::cool:!!!

There's one about "Mr. Enormous SUV Driver". I think Hummer's and Excursions fall into that category. :p

That reminds me of the Excursion I once saw doing 55...in the left lane. I mean, it's great to improve your fuel economy, but come on...that's what, 10 to 11? Might I suggest...a smaller car? :(

Finally found the clip:
http://thefuntimesguide.com/audio/Bud_Light_Real_Men_of_Genius_Mr_Enormous_SUV_Driver.mp3

Embedded here:
http://thefuntimesguide.com/2007/08/mr_enormous_suv_driver.php

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