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diamondlarry
02-12-2008, 06:00 PM
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, "What seems to be the problem?"

"I'm out of gas," the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

"Try it now," said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. "Wow!" the man exclaimed, "what did you put in my gas tank"?

The bee answered,
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JimboK
02-12-2008, 06:19 PM
ROFLMAO!:p

Chuck
02-12-2008, 06:21 PM
biofuels....

Skwyre7
02-12-2008, 06:22 PM
Where is the smiley that is lowering his head and shaking it in shame?

OK, I actually loved the joke. I just didn't want to admit it right away.

Right Lane Cruiser
02-19-2008, 08:41 AM
Oh man! I almost fell out of my chair on that one, Larry!!! :eek:

diamondlarry
02-19-2008, 02:09 PM
Oh man! I almost fell out of my chair on that one, Larry!!! :eek:

I guess then that it's a good thing that you didn't use your I-phone and read it while you were on the trip.:p

xcel
02-19-2008, 04:52 PM
Hi Larry:

___That was just plain sick … And funny as Hell too :D :D :D

___Good Luck

___Wayne

diamondlarry
02-19-2008, 07:08 PM
Hi Larry:

___That was just plain sick … And funny as Hell too :D :D :D

___Good Luck

___Wayne

I aim to please.:p:D

psyshack
02-29-2008, 07:18 PM
DL

Next whiskey is on me!!!!

Thats great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BailOut
02-29-2008, 11:55 PM
LOL!!! Too funny. :)

diamondlarry
03-01-2008, 01:07 AM
Thanks. I wish I could take credit for that but, it was my 15 year old daughter that forwarded it to me. What are today's youth coming to?:eek::D



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