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Chuck
12-11-2007, 09:00 AM
...or world's most expensive H3? (http://chicagoist.com/2006/08/02/worlds_most_expensive_hummer.php)

http://www.cleanmpg.com/photos/data/501/2008_Hummer_H3.jpgChicagoist – Aug 2, 2006

Is there a more used vehicle in advertising? (see next article (http://www.cleanmpg.com/forums/in-the-news/t-house-comes-with-free-prius-7690.html)) - Ed

No, not that kind of hummer, you cheeky monkeys, the kind that takes up two parking spots and gives you the right to drive like an *******. If you have an extra $1.475 million to spend on a home in Naperville, Tom and Sandi Gollinger will sell you theirs, including abrand new red 2006 Hummer H3. They're offering the suburban tank as an incentive for potential homebuyers, to make their place stand out among the 89 other homes in that price range for sale in Naperville right now. But don't go thinking the Gollingers are all that generous or desperate. Tom owns the Woodfield Hummer dealership, so we're sure he's getting a choice tax writeoff in there somewhere.

But seriously, is that what it takes to sell a house these days? Chicagoist sold their home recently, and we threw in a dining table, but that's because it weighed as much as an H3 and we didn't want to move it, not because we needed to twist arms. Inventory of houses for sale is way up across the area (those 89 McMansions in Naperville make a 30-month supply), and homes are generally taking much longer to sell. If you're planning to sell your home this year, give yourself at least three months to get it done, and be prepared to get less than the asking price. This is good news for prospective buyers though, because it means you don't have to worry about someone else walking into your dream home five minutes after you saw it and stealing it out from under you. You can take your time, kick some baseboards, and expect to negotiate a good price… http://chicagoist.com/2006/08/02/worlds_most_expensive_hummer.php

antrey
12-11-2007, 11:54 AM
I was told about another house for sale in California that came with a free Porsche!...desperate times in the housing market.

desdemona
12-11-2007, 09:00 PM
It might be fun to imagine, if you really (otherwise) wanted the house, what would YOU do with a H3??

I'm first:
Put a couch in it and use as a guest bedroom. (Too bad the carrying space isn't that big, but it might be for someone I didn't really want to stay. So Wayne, if you should come, you don't have to stay in the H3.)

Park it in the front with a sign: A really mean dude lives here. (Also in front of house an extremely large dog bone.)



--des

johnf514
12-12-2007, 08:52 AM
OK - we've got one article with a free Prius, another with a free H3. Same idea, worlds apart? :D

laurieaw
12-12-2007, 10:34 AM
when you can't afford your mortgage, you can always live in the hummer :p

Chuck
12-12-2007, 10:41 AM
OK - we've got one article with a free Prius, another with a free H3. Same idea, worlds apart? :DThe two articles were done together intentionally. ;)



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