bruce wayne, the yaris
09-26-2007, 01:30 AM
nice title, huh.
i have been diligent since my fill up and other driving techniques until tonight on the way home from work. until today i would coast whenever possible, keep it under 60mph, not accelerate too crazy, care about every extra effort the car has to make from point a to point b.
well, today, i felt i needed to call my sister. i had a great conversation. we talked about music, the family, her upcoming trip, her life. before i knew it, i was almost home. i did not coast in neutral once, i did not look at my speedo once. if everyone else accelerated fast, i did too. i drove home like normal...normal commuters...i feel so dirty(cut to huddled shower scene"can't get clean, can't get clean!"
i am a conscientious driver and do have the ability to talk and drive. i just can not hypermile and drive. i am very disappointed in myself. i may hang the phone up moreso now. i do not want to be a bluetooth zombie. like some sell phone borg connected to the cellular hive. i know resistance is futile, but i will fight it. i was not one with the car today. for that i have shame.
so, moral of the story? do one thing and do it well...drive, get better mpg, hypermile.
i have been diligent since my fill up and other driving techniques until tonight on the way home from work. until today i would coast whenever possible, keep it under 60mph, not accelerate too crazy, care about every extra effort the car has to make from point a to point b.
well, today, i felt i needed to call my sister. i had a great conversation. we talked about music, the family, her upcoming trip, her life. before i knew it, i was almost home. i did not coast in neutral once, i did not look at my speedo once. if everyone else accelerated fast, i did too. i drove home like normal...normal commuters...i feel so dirty(cut to huddled shower scene"can't get clean, can't get clean!"
i am a conscientious driver and do have the ability to talk and drive. i just can not hypermile and drive. i am very disappointed in myself. i may hang the phone up moreso now. i do not want to be a bluetooth zombie. like some sell phone borg connected to the cellular hive. i know resistance is futile, but i will fight it. i was not one with the car today. for that i have shame.
so, moral of the story? do one thing and do it well...drive, get better mpg, hypermile.
