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diamondlarry
11-22-2006, 06:59 PM
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I started jumping up and down with her. She said, I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me she was pregnant!I knew that she had been trying for awhile so I told her, "That's great... I couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said, "There's more." I asked, "What do youmean'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said... "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!"

Pravus Prime
11-22-2006, 07:05 PM
LOL! (This message is now 10 characters long)

tbaleno
11-22-2006, 07:16 PM
;) :groan:

xcel
11-22-2006, 08:30 PM
Hi Larry:

___Best laugh I have had all day!

___I can see it now … Tom plans a “Joke of the Day” thread ;)

___Good Luck

___Wayne

tbaleno
11-22-2006, 09:47 PM
Not me. I think since you mentioned it you could do it ;0

TonyPSchaefer
11-22-2006, 10:04 PM
:cconfused: I don't get it.

-Tony (blond) Schaefer



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