Shiba3420
04-30-2009, 07:50 AM
Its becoming clear, not just from this forum but from comments made all around, that the warmer weather is allowing the Neanderthals to thaw and get back behind the wheel. I would love to know why driving in warmer (and I'm not saying warm), weather creates these people. At the end of March, everything still seemed the same, but during April the rate of agression is already increasing from only 1 every few weeks to 1 or 2 a day.
This (very foggy) morning I was traveling on a road that has been under constuction for ever and is currently down to just one lane each way. Makes it kind of nice actually...not having drivers jockeying for position. Anyway as I'm coasing to a red light with about 15/30 people backed up behind it, black Toyoda tundra, suddendy get all up in my butt and I think I hear a horn, but its so quick I'm not sure. Next thing I know, The guy is less than a yard from from (still doing about 30mph) flashing lights and honking for all hes worth. I don't do anything except keep coasting. About 20 seconds later, I have to start braking for the traffic and finally Mr Tundra, goes on the right shoulder and drives past me, honking his horn and making rude gestures at me, as he proceeds on up to the right hand turn. Now whats really funny about all this is that where I stop, its still another ~20 yards till you can legally get in the right turn lane. So even if I did warp 9 and slammed on my brakes at the last second, the jerk behind me still would have had to drive illegally on the shoulder to get where he was going. He could have moved over a block before and passed everyone, but I guess he wasn't comfortable doing that so close to a police station. And the best part....he was stuck at the right turn lane for a good 30 seconds after I did finally stop. He never has to be an ass, and would have still been in the exact same spot.
I guess its just gashole season....anybody know where I can get a hunting license? :)
This (very foggy) morning I was traveling on a road that has been under constuction for ever and is currently down to just one lane each way. Makes it kind of nice actually...not having drivers jockeying for position. Anyway as I'm coasing to a red light with about 15/30 people backed up behind it, black Toyoda tundra, suddendy get all up in my butt and I think I hear a horn, but its so quick I'm not sure. Next thing I know, The guy is less than a yard from from (still doing about 30mph) flashing lights and honking for all hes worth. I don't do anything except keep coasting. About 20 seconds later, I have to start braking for the traffic and finally Mr Tundra, goes on the right shoulder and drives past me, honking his horn and making rude gestures at me, as he proceeds on up to the right hand turn. Now whats really funny about all this is that where I stop, its still another ~20 yards till you can legally get in the right turn lane. So even if I did warp 9 and slammed on my brakes at the last second, the jerk behind me still would have had to drive illegally on the shoulder to get where he was going. He could have moved over a block before and passed everyone, but I guess he wasn't comfortable doing that so close to a police station. And the best part....he was stuck at the right turn lane for a good 30 seconds after I did finally stop. He never has to be an ass, and would have still been in the exact same spot.
I guess its just gashole season....anybody know where I can get a hunting license? :)
