The Scooter Stig
03-10-2009, 06:54 AM
http://www.cleanmpg.com/photos/data/2/European_Union_Flag.jpg In short, then, the right-hand-drive 7-series works only for left-hand-drive people. (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/driving/jeremy_clarkson/article5676222.ece?token=null&offset=0&page=1)
http://www.cleanmpg.com/photos/data/500/jeremy-clarkson.jpgJeremy Clarkson - The Times - 9 Feb 2009
My old boss can't even get your President's name right -- Ed
Quite rightly, it is no longer acceptable to mock people for being black, homosexual, ginger, deformed or Irish, so let us start this morning by mocking Gerald Ford, George Bush Sr, Bill Clinton, Ross Perot, Al Gore, Obama Barrack and John McCain. People, in other words, who are all left-handed.
At present, this terrible condition affects around 11% of the world’s population and yet in certain fields the number is high enough to raise statistical eyebrows. Quite apart from American politics, there is tennis, which is dominated by lefties. McEnroe, Connors, Rusedski, Ivanisevic and that Spanish ape whose name I’ve forgotten all hold their bats with the wrong hand.
What’s more, if you give birth to a leftie, there is a good chance he’ll go into space. One in four Apollo astronauts were left-hand-drive. But conversely, things are not so rosy if he wishes to become a top-flight racing driver. All the big stars in recent years have been normal, apart from Gerhard Berger. He’ll also struggle to be a writer because his handwriting will be all smudged...http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/driving/jeremy_clarkson/article5676222.ece?token=null&offset=0&page=1
http://www.cleanmpg.com/photos/data/500/jeremy-clarkson.jpgJeremy Clarkson - The Times - 9 Feb 2009
My old boss can't even get your President's name right -- Ed
Quite rightly, it is no longer acceptable to mock people for being black, homosexual, ginger, deformed or Irish, so let us start this morning by mocking Gerald Ford, George Bush Sr, Bill Clinton, Ross Perot, Al Gore, Obama Barrack and John McCain. People, in other words, who are all left-handed.
At present, this terrible condition affects around 11% of the world’s population and yet in certain fields the number is high enough to raise statistical eyebrows. Quite apart from American politics, there is tennis, which is dominated by lefties. McEnroe, Connors, Rusedski, Ivanisevic and that Spanish ape whose name I’ve forgotten all hold their bats with the wrong hand.
What’s more, if you give birth to a leftie, there is a good chance he’ll go into space. One in four Apollo astronauts were left-hand-drive. But conversely, things are not so rosy if he wishes to become a top-flight racing driver. All the big stars in recent years have been normal, apart from Gerhard Berger. He’ll also struggle to be a writer because his handwriting will be all smudged...http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/driving/jeremy_clarkson/article5676222.ece?token=null&offset=0&page=1