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How would you break in and what would you do for this cash?

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The link isn't working. What is it???!!! Need to know!!!!

ollie

Here's the fixed link:

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This is my stock response to all questions involving brute force and destruction.

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After, I guess I would just watch the bills fly around smoldering. My methods tend to be more fun than perfect.

Okay... I gave this one a little thought. :cool:

I'd start out with drilling a few holes in the glass with tungsten-carbide drill bits

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Then, I'd try to whack it with a sledge hammer to see if it's structural integrity was diminished.

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Then I'd resort to my trusty sawzall. I'm certain the metal blade can cut through that safety glass...

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Then I'd spend the money on changing out the windows in my house to that intensely strong 3M safety glass, putting a nice metal roof on my house, paying off my student loans (finally), pay off the house, and give a nice fat check to my church. I'd probably trade in my wife's trusty Civic for an Insight as well... maybe even the Fit.

Husqvarna K750 Gas Cut-Off Saw (http://www.drillspot.com/products/467537/Husqvarna_K750_Gas_Cut-Off_Saw) with metal blade(s) applied to the window frame (way faster and cuts more materials than sawzalls). Then use a hammer drill to power chisel the glass layers apart. If I had to go through the glass I would bring a variety of hole saws (http://www.drillspot.com/tag/hole-saw/) and core bits (http://www.drillspot.com/tag/core-bit/) and a hammer drill.

Though on second thought I would bring a propane torch and a dewar of liquid nitrogen to test its durability under rapid thermal changes. There's a good chance it'll shatter if you heat it and suddenly splash liquid nitrogen on it. (I've done bad things like that to pyrex, just don't tell my wife.:o)

It's roadside! nick it with your hummer at about 35 mph and see which part fails first. I think some smoke flares need to be dispensed upwind to improve your escape chances.

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so far we have some pretty good answers. Maybe if I show it my bank statement it will feel bad for me and open up:D

I reckon my trusty lightsabre would make short work of it.....

ollie

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I'd rub Baby Formula made in China on the glass.

Hi CoasterToasterXB--

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I'll be saving the environment as I do it :)

I'd find the guy who set the thing up and pay him half to tell me how to open it. Everyone has a price. **** this is a good thread.

Simple enough...

Cutting torch. If it won't go through the glass, it'll still go through the framing.

Man, you guys really need to think outside the box.

Me? I'd remove this security glass from the ground, and then use it as a shield while I rob a bank full of even more money!!!

Man, you guys really need to think outside the box.

Me? I'd remove this security glass from the ground, and then use it as a shield while I rob a bank full of even more money!!!

Why would the teller give you any money? The glass that protects you would protect them too.

Back inside the box!

They don't know that. He could also say stick all your money in my window or something silly like that.