philmcneal
02-24-2006, 03:55 AM
I'm the kind of guy who smoothly accelerates and keeps it at 2000 RPMS. When I see a red light I try my best to stay in 2nd gear to conserve my momentum so I can beat all the losers who wait at the red light (no really sometimes I can be a real dick, middle finger all of those losers and then pass all of them and be the first in line from a two lane to a one lane road. and then yell out CONSERVE YOUR MOMENTUM you .... ....! Then I cruise with the speed limit and those guys are flashing their high beams at me. Weee I guess I can chuck this rear view mirror now!) I guess this is my revenge for all those tail gaters out there! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE how are your brakes working they better be good when your behind me .....! I'm on the right lane already what more do you want? Go ahead and punch it to the red light see if I care! I"ll beat you when the light turns green, gareenteed.
As you can see my road rage comes from my inability to drive conservatively thanks to all the fools who claim the road is theirs, although there was this one time I was slowing down for a red light and suvs, trucks and fast cars were doing the same behind me! It was a two laner too I couldn't believe it! But that's rare...because NO ONE DRIVES like I do around here except on these forums.
But now that I've learned your secrets, its time to take it to the next level! That's why I'm here and of course help those who seek the same kind of enlightment I have recieved from many of these veteran members.
Trust me there are bigger dicks than me =) I'm only a dick if you do things that get you no where! AKA SPEEDING UP TO A RED LIGHT and KISSING MY BUMPER! WHy can't you just back off a little and then cruise at speed limit? You KNOW THOSE RED LIGHTS WILL ALLOW you to catch up to those speedy greedy people SO WHY DO IT?
Statistically shown, most agressive driving only yeilds 5 mins saved out of a 1 hour trip. YET you wasted three times of fuel just to save that 5 mins! SINCE WHEN DID WE LIKED UNFAIR TRADES?
Ever since we thought oil was water... what a #$)@*$)#( joke.
No really I love you guys ;) glad to be here! :D
As you can see my road rage comes from my inability to drive conservatively thanks to all the fools who claim the road is theirs, although there was this one time I was slowing down for a red light and suvs, trucks and fast cars were doing the same behind me! It was a two laner too I couldn't believe it! But that's rare...because NO ONE DRIVES like I do around here except on these forums.
But now that I've learned your secrets, its time to take it to the next level! That's why I'm here and of course help those who seek the same kind of enlightment I have recieved from many of these veteran members.
Trust me there are bigger dicks than me =) I'm only a dick if you do things that get you no where! AKA SPEEDING UP TO A RED LIGHT and KISSING MY BUMPER! WHy can't you just back off a little and then cruise at speed limit? You KNOW THOSE RED LIGHTS WILL ALLOW you to catch up to those speedy greedy people SO WHY DO IT?
Statistically shown, most agressive driving only yeilds 5 mins saved out of a 1 hour trip. YET you wasted three times of fuel just to save that 5 mins! SINCE WHEN DID WE LIKED UNFAIR TRADES?
Ever since we thought oil was water... what a #$)@*$)#( joke.
No really I love you guys ;) glad to be here! :D
