Jerk of The Day ...because every jerk thinks they are...Special! Sighted by: lamebums Vehicle: Chevy Van Place: I-471, Cincinnati, Ohio Date: August 6, 2008 - ~3:00 PM I'm crossing the Big Mac bridge on I-471 returning from Jud's house and who else gets on my butt but a big van? I'm doing like 45 in the far right lane ready to make my exit and he gets within six inches of the bumper. I whip out the phone, he backs off to two feet or so, then closes in again. I can only assume he was going WOT, Brake, WOT, Brake back there. I make my exit, he follows and stays on my butt as if he were a hemorrhoid. When I merge onto US 50, I give my left turn signal and without warning he goes WOT again, cutting me off in the left lane. The added insult to injury was I finally discovered this van was towing a trailer loaded with lawn care equipment. Where's a cop when you need one? Or more importantly what does the AAA have to say about all this? Got stories of your own? Send us your pictures and stories and we'll feature them on Jerk of the Day!