Though you would like to hear the one about the jerk who couldn't win... This happened last week. I was driving home and a guy in a red sports car (camero type thing) with a plate like "fast one" or something. (Can you say target; This guy is dummer than a soldier wearing an orange hunting vest into war "for protection") Anyway he was driving just the way you might expect...gunning it, tailgating, weaving in and out. The great thing is we were in an area where we were going from red light to red light. He kept seeing oportunities and driving into them. When I first took notice of him, he was about 5 car lengths ahead of me in the left lane. By the time I lost track of him, he was nearly 3 times that distance behind me in the right lane. He lost nearly 20 car lenghts with all his bravado, and no doubt considerable mileage. You have no idea how much I'm smiling as I remember and write this down. It was so fun to watch.