Jerk of the Day for June 15, 2008

Discussion in 'Hero and Jerk of the Day' started by Chuck, Jun 15, 2008.

  1. Chuck

    Chuck just the messenger


    ...because every jerk thinks they are...Special!

    Sighted by: Delta Flyer
    Vehicle: Elantra
    Place: Lewisville, TX at I35E and Hwy 121 tolled bypass
    Date: June 14, 2008 - high noon

    I was on my way to the Dallas-area hypermiler's meeting at BJs Restuarant. As I was approaching, I had a quarter mile glide off the access road into the shopping center and it looked like I might get as high as 126.4mpg, BUT noooo! Some numbskull with a Minnesota license plate got in the way I had restart and settle for 111mpg.

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    Last edited: Jun 15, 2008
  2. ChenZhen

    ChenZhen Dreaded Car Salesman

    Minnesota REPRESENT!

    Wait a second. Maybe I don't understand the JOTD thing. Merely occupying road space ahead of you earns "jerk" status?

  3. Chuck

    Chuck just the messenger

    If you were here longer you would know that someone here drives an Elantra and is from there. ;)

    It's a joke!

    Opps! I may have won myself a trip to BanLand. :eek:
  4. Right Lane Cruiser

    Right Lane Cruiser Penguin of Notagascar

    I'll admit to being XXL, but nothing more!!! :eek:

  5. ChenZhen

    ChenZhen Dreaded Car Salesman

    Well, if you weren't busy takin' the picture, you probably could have passed him.

  6. Chuck

    Chuck just the messenger

    You mean run over him. :eek:

    Still don't get it this is a ribbing of Sean (Right Lane Cruiser) ?
  7. ChenZhen

    ChenZhen Dreaded Car Salesman

    No I got it. :)
  8. kwj

    kwj I hypermiled this

    I could tell he got it. He pulled your leg right back.

    You explained it too quickly (of course probably not too quickly for Sean).
  9. brick

    brick Answers to "that guy."

    Next, on When Hypermilers Collide...
  10. applemac*fit

    applemac*fit Well-Known Member

    Just keep heading straight... right toward Starbucks! :) mmm
  11. HemiSync

    HemiSync Well-Known Member

    Heck, I can't stand paying $4 for a gallon of gas, I certainly don't want to pay the Starbuck prices. LOL
  12. JusBringIt

    JusBringIt Be Inspired

    can someone nail this jerk?? xxl?? stopping and NO stop sign??? come ON!! these ppl aggravate ME! I bet he feels high and mighty in his little elantra. well i got news for you pal!


    whew that was good.
  13. laurieaw

    laurieaw Sorceress of the North

    chuck, there is probably some hidden evil message in the plate, too, with the symmetry of the numbers......XXL 447 :p
  14. Chuck

    Chuck just the messenger

    I'll pray to have it cast out by a televangelist that probably drives - a Hummer. :eek:

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