The Plot Against Small Cars.

One day I will pick up my New York Times and see a review of a new film titled Who Killed the Small Car?. The reviewer will rank it with Who Killed the Electric Car? and Al Gore's movie about Earth warming. And it will turn out, in the film, that General Motors led a conspiracy against the small car because it wanted to melt the polar ice caps, to create more puddles, to sell high-suspension Hummers.